Singing "NOBODY WILL EVER REMEMBER ME"

I hate life

Sat, 19 Jan 2013 23:36:55 +0000

Fuck you all

Getting ready to go out, and

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 20:10:20 +0000

5 Fall Out Boy songs come on.

Fuck, do I miss them!

#LongLiveTheCarCrashHearts

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Sun, 30 Dec 2012 21:00:33 +0000

The one crap thing about the World not ending is that now I actually HAVE to go and buy Christmas...

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 11:54:34 +0000

The one crap thing about the World not ending is that now I actually HAVE to go and buy Christmas Presents

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Wed, 19 Dec 2012 19:40:06 +0000

mesange03: “Even to the point in the exercise books in the...

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 19:25:55 +0000

mesange03:

“Even to the point in the exercise books in the Great Hall set, we’d actually do our own school work on set, just made it look as authentic as possible” (Oliver Phelps)

nataliejanedoe: it can take me anywhere between 0.02 seconds and 3 days to reply to a text

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 19:11:53 +0000

nataliejanedoe:

it can take me anywhere between 0.02 seconds and 3 days to reply to a text

jessicahereandnow: biieberhole69: ed-ingle: if it makes you all feel any better one time chris...

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 18:57:27 +0000

jessicahereandnow:

biieberhole69:

ed-ingle:

if it makes you all feel any better one time chris brown had food poisoning and went to fart on stage and shit his pants

it does actually

it really really does

sosuperawesome: Multicolored Infrared Landscapes by David...

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 18:42:55 +0000

sosuperawesome:

Multicolored Infrared Landscapes by David Keochkerian

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Wed, 19 Dec 2012 18:28:52 +0000

mew2: lets-get-slutty: omfgmolly: s-l-u-t-e-l-l-a: vfcmarines...

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 18:15:01 +0000

mew2:

lets-get-slutty:

omfgmolly:

s-l-u-t-e-l-l-a:

vfcmarines:

youuuth:

pe0plefuckingsuck:

barbie-slutss:

okay. if you dont reblog this you obviously do not appreciate glen coco.
you go, glen coco.

Glen Coco was fricken hot.

Must be why he got so many candy canes

^^^ very true

god < glen coco

glen coco is fucking sexy

GLEN COCO WENT TO MY SCHOOL, EF U ALL.

shut up

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Tue, 18 Dec 2012 22:45:57 +0000

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Tue, 18 Dec 2012 22:31:48 +0000

thegoddamazon: hotdinnerbatbutt: goddessofcheese: brofligate: ...

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 22:17:30 +0000

thegoddamazon:

hotdinnerbatbutt:

goddessofcheese:

brofligate:

did-you-kno:

Source

There is literally nothing better than a sexy, badass lady.

CHING MOTHERFUCKING SHIH

This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.

She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean. If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean. Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death. Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at. Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.

Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.

Ching Shih said fuck that.

She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.

For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.

tldr: I’ve come to terms with the reality that I’ll never be as terrifyingly badass as this woman was.

Holy. Shit.

New role model.

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Tue, 18 Dec 2012 22:03:17 +0000

autodestruct: Yesterday was the 57th anniversary of the arrest...

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:49:00 +0000

autodestruct:

Yesterday was the 57th anniversary of the arrest of Rosa Parks. 57 years ago Rosa refused to move from her seat to the back of the bus.

It was only 57 years ago that it was legal to tell someone just because of their skin color they had to give up their seat. Discrimination like this was widely accepted, it took one brave person to stand up and fight it.

Yesterday President Obama visited the bus Rosa Parks was arrested in. It’s a powerful photo.

Don’t forget the recent past.

christmaswiththeskanks: incenndio: we-must-unite: justtakether...

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:34:55 +0000

christmaswiththeskanks:

incenndio:

we-must-unite:

justtaketherunway:

chompskyhonk:

justbecauseitsinyourhead:

The essentials of Asian Dumbledore’s speech at the end of Mulan.

asian dumbledore

omg asian dumbledore

A S I A N D U M B L E D O R E

wait what was that comment? I didn’t quite catch that

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Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:20:18 +0000

chaplinnn: LOOK AT THIS LITTLE HEARTBREAKER.

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:06:05 +0000

chaplinnn:

LOOK AT THIS LITTLE HEARTBREAKER.

winterdazed: Beyonce is the only star on top of my tree.

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 20:52:07 +0000

winterdazed:

Beyonce is the only star on top of my tree.